why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those
do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE
Target employee Luke offering to show you where what you’re looking for is because he just wants to talk to you but he has no idea where it actually is so you wander around for like 20 minutes while he rambles on about target’s good prices.